Mr Bean
1)
BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr.
Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr.
Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr.
Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2)
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.
Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr.
Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is
6!!
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk:
Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr.
Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr.
Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr.
Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) MARRIAGE:
Friend :How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr.
Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr.
Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr.
Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any
picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr.
Bean: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr.
Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend:
condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend:
what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a
power failure.
Mr.
Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) SPELLING LESSON :
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two
c?
Mr.
Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
HOPE ALL OF YOU ENJOY IT!!
