Ways to Turn A Man Down
*Just
for laugh*
HE: Can I buy you a
drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE: I’m a
photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic
surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t we go
on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the
same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE:
Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a
few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on,
don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could
make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you
say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the
same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already
have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen
it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from
you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why
I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this
one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a
living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE:
Sorry, there are no services today.
HE:
Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life -
in your wildest dreams.
