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MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE

The problem with GUYS :

If you TREAT them nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you Don’t ,he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you Don’t ,he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him , he will lose FACE ;

If he is SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.

If you don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS you;

If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.

If you don’t make love with him, he says you don’t Love him;

If you do!! he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;

If you don’t, he says that you don’t TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If you do WELL in your exams, he says it is LUCK;

If he does WELL, it is BRAINS.

If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

SO HARD TO PLEASE

If you tell this to guys, they will swear that it is not
true;

If you don’t, they will say you are SELFISH……